Human Things of Little Importance

So today we started reading The Hound of Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle in the English lesson

• Teacher: John Watson is the narrator in the story. Why?
• Classmates: Because he is a person involved and he is close to Sherlock Holmes.
• Me in my head: BECAUSE HE LOVES SHERLOCK AND HE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIM.
• Teacher: From this chapter, we can see it matters to Watson what Holmes thinks
• Me in my head: BECAUSE SHERLOCK IS JOHN'S SOULMATE.
• Teacher: Their friendship is not an equal friendship as Holmes is cleverer than Watson.
• Me in my head: FRIENDSHIP? DID YOU SAY FRIENDSHIP? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? AND SHERLOCK LOVES JOHN TOO SO IT'S AN EQUAL RELATIONSHIP YOU DUMB SHIT.
• Teacher: What can you tell about Sherlock Holmes' personality?
• Classmate 1: He is very clever.
• Classmate 2: He is arrogant.
• Classmate 3: He is very detached.
• Classmate 4: He is very observant.
• Me in my head: HE IS GAY
• Teacher: Do you like Sherlock Holmes?
• Classmates: Nahh not reli cuz hez lyke reli show-off~
• Me in my head: PISS OFF!! THAT'S WHAT HE DOES!! HE SHOWS OFF!!! HE IMPRESSES HIS JOHN BB!!!
• Teacher: Holmes trusts Watson.
• Me in my head: HE LOVES HIS JOHN SO MUCH HE WOULD DIE FOR HIM OF COURSE HE TRUSTS JOHN.
• Teacher: Holmes and Watson share a flat in Baker Street.
• Me in my head: THEY LIVE TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER OMG WHY AM I NOT THE ONE TEACHING
• I don't know how I managed to keep my thoughts to myself for the whole lesson...