February 2012
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Things that make me realize I will be forever...
OKC Guy: You know you should really keep with the c25k program so you don't balloon up into a cow like all my exes
Me: Wow, that's the douchiest message I've ever received. Congrats.
OKC Guy: I aim to please. Stick with it, Tubbs.
Feb 28th
Ya know, if I am obviously excited to be getting my kindle fire, and you consider yourself my friend, don’t be a douche and tell me how I’ve wasted my money and should have gotten a plain reader, especially if you have no idea what my desires or motives in getting the fire are. This kind of shit really gets under my skin. “Oh, you’re actually excited about something?...
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The object immediately to your right is now the...
geekgirlsmash: edamahun: missl0nelyhearts: talldarkbishoujo: b-mommy: stpitbull: onlytowardschaos: …This meme was a bad idea, Jules. Mine is “pink plastic cup.” I’m not even gonna try to guess what that consists of. …Mine is The Noise-Canceling Headphones. And I know exactly what that would mean. Meat Moss. The Orville Redenbacher. o.O The Electronic Cigarette man…pretty...
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“I think it’s time to start queuing again. For my own sanity.”
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Pavel Angel
posterboysinto: Pavel Angel I need this man to tattoo a dalek on me. Pronto.
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Teachers, family members, and friends make me...
My relationship with religion/non-religion has been less rocky than most. I think I’ve had more of a gradual decline of belief. It wasn’t until I was in middle school that I even really understood that there were other religions than Christianity. Upon learning that I began reading about Paganism, Buddhism, and at one point Zoroastrianism (probably because I was 12 and it sounded...
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“Porn and dinosaurs! Isn’t that what the internet is?”
– My English 101 Professor
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“I think Moriarty must be a descendant of Mrs. Bates. >:(”
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