In 2003 as I walked into the clinic a man said to me, “they’re just going to hurt you and take your money.” He was right, but what he didn’t understand was a small amount of pain then would prevent massive suffering in the future, and that’s why I did what I did.
Data to Worf: “And have you noticed your boobs have started to firm up?”
I am trying so hard to look forward to my date tonight…
…but all I can think about is my ex. The only person I want to be with.